This year’s most unusual item…
By Lynn Volkens
It was definitely the armadillo. That’s what the volunteers of High Country Auxiliary said was the most unusual item donated for their annual Flea Market, held last weekend; one of them dubbed it “Julio.” The armored mammal might have had competition from the spider-like “Battery Operated Vibrating Head Massager” which requires setting the contraption’s spherical body on the crown of your head, dangling the six-inch metal legs all around so that the “feet” are touching the scalp and sides of the head, then (say a prayer) and hit the switch. There’s probably a remote chance that the Auxiliary could actually see another one of these – but probably not another armadillo. They won’t be seeing this armadillo again, anyway. The man who bought it was sending it traveling, (think Travelocity’s gnome), first to the mid-west, and who knows from there.
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